The Big Bug, Heroic Edition

Mikeoneal is our saronite vapor hero on General Vezax, watching the healers' mana pools, killing vapors just the right time, and directing folks to puddles as smoothly as an air traffic controller. However, even Mike is victim to Yogg-Saron's corrupting influence once in awhile.

[Mikeoneal]: Shit.
[Apathy]: Get Mike up!
[Fennel]: I'll get Mike in a sec--where is your body?
[Fennel]: Mike?
[Fennel]: Mike? Ping your body.
[Mikeoneal]: By the green thing.
[Fennel]: "Green thing"? What the f***, what green thing?
[Mikeoneal]: The only green thing.
[Fennel]: What are you talking about? Just freaking ping the map.
[Mikeoneal]: I pinged it...
[Fennel]: I don't see a ping. Where is your damn body?
[Draikian]: The only green pool up.
[Fennel]: Right, because I can see where that is.
[Fennel]: Okay I am just going to run around looking for you...
[Fennel]: Hell man, where are you?
[Mikeoneal]: By the stairs.
[Fennel]: Stairs?? There's no stairs in here.
[Mikeoneal]: By the beginning! By where we come in!
[Fennel]: Not... seeing...
[Fennel]: What the hell, what were you doing 100 yards from the boss?
[Apathy]: He probably got HIT BY A SHADOW CRASH.
[Fennel]: Great, good job... getting Mike up...
Apathy has died.
[Fennel]: Never mind...

Despite this exchange--or perhaps because of it--we killed General Vezax on the next attempt, after a single raid of work, when only half the folks had seen the 10man version. Well done! And Mike, I may not know my left from right or be drunk enough to see "green things," but I'll know what "west" means! <3